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Weekly News Update for the Week of December 31st 2007– January 5th 2008
Do you work all day and have no time or energy to find out what's going on in the world? Do you get bored and impatient watching TV anchors tell you over and over what's going on? Do you sometimes care more about what Britney Spears is doing than what President Bush said during his State of the Union address? If you answered yes to even one of these questions this is what you've been waiting for! Every week I'm going to give you a quick rundown of the past week's biggest headlines. I won't bore you with minute details and shove tons of information down your throats. These are just the facts with a little humor for measure! And if you want to know more you can always just Google it or ask me.
Celebrity New Year’s Celebrations:
I’m sure you all partied away the New Year like it was 1999, but the celebs partied like…well like celebs would party in 2008. Paris and Nicky Hilton were the hosts of the New Year’s Bash at LAX in Las Vegas. Paris wore a dress with “I Love Paris” bedazzled on it…a sort of “return to owner when done” insurance policy I assume. K-Fed took a break from being the responsible parent and joined the Hilton sisters in the festivities. Jay-Z celebrated by throwing a concert at the Pearl in Palms Casino and then celebrating the opening of his third 40/40 Club. Mariah Carey wore an inappropriately short and tiny dress (if it can even be considered that) to her celebration at TAO Vegas. When will Mariah realize she’s almost 40 and no longer a size 2? Pam Anderson and Avril Lavigne also hosted New Year’s parties in Las Vegas Clubs, and Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz tried to be different and celebrated in Miami. Across the Atlantic Lindsay Lohan was caught sipping on champagne despite finishing her 100th round of rehab. No worries though…she attended an AA meeting and is back on the wagon.
Maybe…Maybe Not:
This past week was full of maybe/maybe not rumors. Nicole Kidman may be pregnant. She has been dogging pregnancy rumors for years now. But it can be confirmed, as of Monday, January 7th, that she and her husband Keith Urban are with-child. Kim Kardashian (rich girl with large ASSets) and Reggie Bush (running back for the New Orleans Saints) may be engaged, but Kim denies it. Watch…once she receives a high bid from a gossip magazine there will an exclusive with the engagement news. Ashlee Simpson has been spotted all over with her main man Pete Wentz. But what has fueled the “maybe they’re engaged” rumors is that tiny diamond band she’s been rocking on her ring finger. Hopefully she’ll learn from her sister’s romantic mistakes and take things slow. Jennifer Aniston may be pregnant as well. Poor thing…she eats a little extra pasta and everyone thinks she’s expecting. But from the recent pictures taken of her in a bikini in Mexico I’d beg to differ.
What is a Caucus anyway?
The suspense was palpable…the excitement was contagious. Thousands of Iowans caucused for their favorite presidential candidate. Who would come out victorious? It was anyone’s game. Romney spent a whole lot of money and was in the lead. Hillary had the woman’s vote. Obama was the young person’s candidate. Edwards just kept on grinning. Huckabee went on Jay Leno’s show and played the bass guitar. And McCain and Guiliani didn’t even bother showing up cause they knew they had no chance. Aren’t you dying to know the final results?!? Obama and Huckabee stole the show. Obama blew away his competitors. Hillary who was expected to do well came in a dismal 3rd behind Edwards…go figure. I guess even Iowans don’t think she’s very personable. Huckabee, in typical Huckabee fashion, came out of nowhere and blew his GOP competitors away. Romney came in 2nd and Thompson (who’ll probably drop out soon) came in 3rd. If you’re interested in what a caucus is and how it works check out this link … http://www.iowacaucus.biz/IA_Caucus_Howitworks.html. I think I just like to say the word “caucus”.
Weekly News Update for the Week of December 31st 2007– January 5th 2008
Do you work all day and have no time or energy to find out what's going on in the world? Do you get bored and impatient watching TV anchors tell you over and over what's going on? Do you sometimes care more about what Britney Spears is doing than what President Bush said during his State of the Union address? If you answered yes to even one of these questions this is what you've been waiting for! Every week I'm going to give you a quick rundown of the past week's biggest headlines. I won't bore you with minute details and shove tons of information down your throats. These are just the facts with a little humor for measure! And if you want to know more you can always just Google it or ask me.
Celebrity New Year’s Celebrations:
I’m sure you all partied away the New Year like it was 1999, but the celebs partied like…well like celebs would party in 2008. Paris and Nicky Hilton were the hosts of the New Year’s Bash at LAX in Las Vegas. Paris wore a dress with “I Love Paris” bedazzled on it…a sort of “return to owner when done” insurance policy I assume. K-Fed took a break from being the responsible parent and joined the Hilton sisters in the festivities. Jay-Z celebrated by throwing a concert at the Pearl in Palms Casino and then celebrating the opening of his third 40/40 Club. Mariah Carey wore an inappropriately short and tiny dress (if it can even be considered that) to her celebration at TAO Vegas. When will Mariah realize she’s almost 40 and no longer a size 2? Pam Anderson and Avril Lavigne also hosted New Year’s parties in Las Vegas Clubs, and Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz tried to be different and celebrated in Miami. Across the Atlantic Lindsay Lohan was caught sipping on champagne despite finishing her 100th round of rehab. No worries though…she attended an AA meeting and is back on the wagon.
Maybe…Maybe Not:
This past week was full of maybe/maybe not rumors. Nicole Kidman may be pregnant. She has been dogging pregnancy rumors for years now. But it can be confirmed, as of Monday, January 7th, that she and her husband Keith Urban are with-child. Kim Kardashian (rich girl with large ASSets) and Reggie Bush (running back for the New Orleans Saints) may be engaged, but Kim denies it. Watch…once she receives a high bid from a gossip magazine there will an exclusive with the engagement news. Ashlee Simpson has been spotted all over with her main man Pete Wentz. But what has fueled the “maybe they’re engaged” rumors is that tiny diamond band she’s been rocking on her ring finger. Hopefully she’ll learn from her sister’s romantic mistakes and take things slow. Jennifer Aniston may be pregnant as well. Poor thing…she eats a little extra pasta and everyone thinks she’s expecting. But from the recent pictures taken of her in a bikini in Mexico I’d beg to differ.
What is a Caucus anyway?
The suspense was palpable…the excitement was contagious. Thousands of Iowans caucused for their favorite presidential candidate. Who would come out victorious? It was anyone’s game. Romney spent a whole lot of money and was in the lead. Hillary had the woman’s vote. Obama was the young person’s candidate. Edwards just kept on grinning. Huckabee went on Jay Leno’s show and played the bass guitar. And McCain and Guiliani didn’t even bother showing up cause they knew they had no chance. Aren’t you dying to know the final results?!? Obama and Huckabee stole the show. Obama blew away his competitors. Hillary who was expected to do well came in a dismal 3rd behind Edwards…go figure. I guess even Iowans don’t think she’s very personable. Huckabee, in typical Huckabee fashion, came out of nowhere and blew his GOP competitors away. Romney came in 2nd and Thompson (who’ll probably drop out soon) came in 3rd. If you’re interested in what a caucus is and how it works check out this link … http://www.iowacaucus.biz/IA_Caucus_Howitworks.html. I think I just like to say the word “caucus”.
She drove herself crazy alright…:
Britney’s lawyers finally threw in the towel. They just couldn’t handle the pop princess. She doesn’t listen to anyone…she’s Britney…b*tch. The girl missed 5 depositions in her custody hearing for her kids. Brit finally showed up to a deposition, but she was about an hour late and wore a sleeveless and backless tight dress. Nothing shows maturity, responsibility and class like showing up to a court hearing dressed like a prostitute. I guess the deposition didn’t go so well because Thursday night Britney decided that she wasn’t going to return the kids to K-Fed. Britney locked herself and her youngest son in the bathroom and refused to leave. Police were called. Once on location the police noticed that Britney was acting hysterical and seemed to be under the influence of something so an ambulance was called in, and she was taken out on a gurney. She was held at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for 2 days because she was considered a danger to herself and others. After months of erratic behavior the court has finally given K-Fed full custody of the little boys. Praise the lord…someone is finally thinking clearly!
News Potpourri:
I'll leave you with some quick news tidbits that couldn't fit either here or there so they're getting their own paragraph! Rosie O’Donnell is unhappy that she was voted most annoying celebrity on Hollywood.com. She can dish it, but she can’t handle it. In response Rosie has posted several videos on her blog questioning why anyone would consider her so annoying. Could it be your obnoxiously loud voice? Could it be how you lash out at anyone who disagrees with you? Could it be that you make dumb and unfounded statements about the world based on ridiculous conspiracy theories? Or could it be those God-awful Crocs that you manage to wear with every outfit? I just don’t know. Pamela Anderson has come to her senses and officially filed for divorce from Rick Solomon. How long before that sex tape “leaks”? The late-night trio returned to TV. Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan O’Brien all broadcasted live shows, but Jay and Conan did so without their writers (bad idea…now we know who the real brains behind the comedic geniuses are). Letterman and O’Brien were also sporting some decent beards. Coincidence? No. They were rocking the “Strike Beard” as a sign of solidarity with their writers. I’m sure a beard will solve all of the WGA’s problems! Eddie Murphy and Tracy Edmonds (Babyface’s ex) got married on an island off Bora Bora. And Jimmy Fallon (of SNL fame) married Nancy Juvonen (of Drew Barrymore best friend/business partner fame) in the Caribbean.
I hope this gives you an idea of what's going on in the world. Buck up…it's not so bad! I mean…it’s 2008. Whatever you did in 2007 doesn’t count anymore. All is right with the world!
Now go and have an intellectually stimulating conversation with your neighbor about what you've just learned.
~t
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2 comments:
Isn't rosie a lesbian?
yes she is
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